don't sign up for a furniture class at scad, and leave your closed toes shoes at home.
don't do this.
because then you have only two choices:
1. you go home. take the absence and miss the machine demos. (which, by the way are required to pass the class)
2. you get to wear your professor's oversized man-shoes that he will so generously lend to you. without socks. of course. and enjoy all of the confused stares from classmates that are wondering why you have such huge feet. and why you are wearing these ugly shoes that look like something your professor wears.
so you can see there actually is no choice. nope.
shoes it is.